Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
michael poliza in churchill manitoba, who noted “the polar bear was all by himself as they are very solitary animals anyway. but this one looked particularly sad as it wandered around, almost a though it didn’t understand where the snow had gone.” (more polar bear photos)
Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.
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You just combined every alphanumerical typing quirk and I could still read it.
Challenge level for ordinary person: Extreme
Challenge level for Homestuck: Moderate
fucking hell this reminds me of 1337 speak.
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”